Friday, January 29, 2010

Another Sure Way To Hell

Gum. In my opinion it's something that should not be in church. Now I'm aware there are no official rules against it but my Dad gave us the two fingers-in-the-ribs if we dared chew it in church. As a "church cleaner" I've come to terms with finding chewed gum around the place.

The following is a list of the usual places.
1. On/in the carpet. Check.
2. In between the pages of the song books. Check.
3. Under the pew benches. Check.
4. In the potted plants. Check.

Like I said I've come to terms with these locations. I'm not O.K. with finding it stuck on one of The Stations of The Cross or in the Baptismal Font holy water. I'm telling ya, the chewers of those two wads are going hell. Unless some serious penance is involved I don't see any away around it.
So, Commandment #3
Thou Shall Not Chew Or Dispose Of Gum In Church. Chances are it's leading you down the road to Hell.

3 comments:

happydays525 said...

Okay Misty...totally not related to your post but you have to make one of these:
http://mmmcrafts.blogspot.com/2008/07/drum-roll-pleasemolly-monkey-pattern.html

Okay?

=)

Patty said...

OMG! Misty your post had me ROFL! That was great! That's so disgusting that people can't dispose of their gum properly.

Vicky said...

LOL...well, no more gum for me :) Love this post, Misty! just love it!

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